This Is Why I Drink

• • 12
  • Jun 1
  • Source

  theropolitans:

  Here’s me, watching Johan. Now you should watch me watch Johan.

  I’m on a horse. Throwing a no-hitter.

  I followed the game via ESPNGameCast (living in Philadelphia = no live broadcast), and screamed and danced when the last out came. It wasn’t till I watched this that the room got dusty.

• • 3
  • Jun 1
  

  I’m freaking out on every other social network right now, might as well give Tumblr some love.

  WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO! NO HITTER FOR JOHAN!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • #Mets
  • #Johan Santana
  • #baseball
  • #WOOOOOO
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• • 37875
  • May 23
  • Source
  • Zooey Deschanel:
    Is that rain?
  • Siri:
    What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
  • Zooey Deschanel:
    Let's get tomato soup delivered!
  • Siri:
    ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
  • Zooey Deschanel:
    Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
  • Siri:
    Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
  • Zooey Deschanel:
    Remind me to clean up.
  • Siri:
    Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
  • Zooey Deschanel:
    Tomorrow.
  • Siri:
    I'm in hell. This is hell.
  • Zooey Deschanel:
    Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
  • Siri:
    I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
  • Zooey Deschanel:
    Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
  • Siri:
    I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
  • Zooey Deschanel:
    *dances*
  • Siri:
    Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
• • 103
  • May 14
  • Source
  I foresee that last gif getting a lot of mileage on this blog…

  (Source: communitygifs)

  • #Community
  • #Jeff Winger
  • #TV
  • #drinking
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• • 11135
  • May 12
  • Source
  Phrases I intend to use at some point in my life:

  “Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion”

• • 5
  • May 10
  

  R2-D2 Turntable.

  I’m throwing money at the screen and nothing’s happening!

  • #star wars
  • #music
  • #geekery
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• • 9720
  • May 10
  • Source
  

  my-ear-trumpet:

  German is an amazing language.

  I don’t know much German, but I’m pretty sure that’s pronounced “Joffrey Lannister”

  (Source: other-wordly)

  • #game of thrones
  • #nerdery
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• • 33
  • May 9
  • Source

  Let Bartlet Be Bartlet (1.19)

  • Bartlet:
    You brought me in on teachers. You brought me in on capital gains. You brought me in on China. And you brought me in on guns.
  • Leo:
    Brought you in from where? You've never been out there on guns. You've never been out there on teachers. You dangle your feet, and I'm the hall monitor around here. It's my job to make sure nobody runs too fast or goes off too far. I tell Josh to go to the Hill on campaign finance, he knows nothing's gonna come out of it.
  • Bartlet:
    That's crap.
  • Leo:
    Sam can't get real on Don't Ask, Don't Tell because you're not gonna be there, and every guy sitting across the room from him knows that.
  • Bartlet:
    Leo, if I ever told you to get aggressive about campaign finance or gays in the military, you would tell me, "Don't run too fast or go to far."
  • Leo:
    If you ever told me to get aggressive about anything, I'd say "I serve at the pleasure of the President." But we'll never know, sir, because I don't think you're ever gonna say it.
  • Bartlet:
    I have said it, and nothing's ever happened!
  • Leo:
    You want to see me orchestrate this right now? You want to see me mobilize these people These people who would walk into fire if you told them to. These people who showed up to lead. These people who showed up to fight. That guy gets death threats because he's black and he dates your daughter. He was warned: Do not show up to this place, your life will be in danger. He said to hell with that, I'm going anyway. You said no. Prudent, or not prudent, this 21 year old for 600 dollars a week says, "I'm going where I want to because a man stands up." Everyone's waiting for you. I don't know how much longer.
  • Bartlet:
    I don't want to feel like this anymore.
  • Leo:
    You don't have to.
  • Bartlet:
    I don't want to go to sleep like this.
  • Leo:
    You don't have to.
  • Bartlet:
    I want to speak.
  • Leo:
    Say it out loud. Say it to me.
  • Bartlet:
    This is more important than reelection. I want to speak now.
  • #The West Wing
  • #it's really dusty in here
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• • May 8

  Were they a living thing, the fucks I have left to give about this job would be considered an endangered species.
• • 21229
  • May 8
  • Source
  lanutria:

  This makes me cry a little on the inside. Coulson is my hero

  FBI Special Agent Mike Casper!

  (Source: successfulfailure)

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